let me tell you about my work shoes

Man I love this pair of shoes, not only the price is reasonable, there's a feature which I think is hard to find. As I walk along tiled floors, my shoes make this real sexy sound, like sounds made by military as they march. Specifically, it's the sound prisoners fear the most when they are in their respective cells during midnight, they know for sure something's gonna happen to anyone of them when they hear the footsteps of the General along the prison alley, choosing which POWs to torture. If I get my walking rhythm correct, people in office would have easily thought it's the freaking SS troopers invading Kuching. With this sound, I’m sending these messages:-

'Fuck off asshole, you don’t wanna get hurt do ya?'

'Lick my shoes, maggot! I will pull the trigger if I don’t see my reflection on my shoes'

'Resistance is futile, surrender your weapons, line up in a single file and wait for your turn to be executed'

'Achtung, tyrant approaching'