The Future Is Now

There should be a law to say that ugly people cannot be considered human, we should create a class just for them, give it a name to legitimize them. Wanna know what the future's like?? My crystal ball shows images of a factory where ugly people are lined up in file, standing on conveyor belts, delivered to the Central Betterment System a.k.a. motherfucking grinder. The 'raw materials' will be selected based on good body parts, assembled together to form Tyleroids. We will no longer see ugly people walking on the streets, instead we have a sub-race called Tyleroids, they have ugly scars from the stitching of body parts together, but they sure have pretty faces, coz I made their heads to look like mine. As induction in celebration of their rebirths, Tyleroids are required to kick their former heads around as footballs, to show their gratitude for their gift of a better body and to prove their disdain for their former faces.

Tyleroids' societal hierarchy will be pre-determined in a proper system created by yours truly. Former black hip hoppers will be turned white, so when they do their ‘thang’, they will be called white trash, hence discouraged from doing so. Former white trash will be converted to Hispanic hombres, they will be so occupied with their shit in sweatshops that they won't think of unproductive things like wanna be homies. Whores will be given 3 more vaginas so they get fucked more. Gay males will be granted 1 additional penis with their anuses stitched shut as 'incentive'. Lesbian lovers will be sent to character correctional facilities, they will lick stamps everyday instead of pussies. Politicians will have assholes on their foreheads. Other Tyleroids will be randomly given body parts, they are the entertainers, so that us, humans, can point at them and throw insults. As for really useless limbs and heads and leftovers from the factory, they will be made meat patties, served to Tyleroids.

Tyleroids will end their lives with a bang. 2 methods, first, they will be accelerated skywards, to the point of incineration. Second, placed in capsules and again, sent to space. Capsules will unlock and we can watch them implode in vacuum. All these will be properly documented for scientific studies. Of course the projectiles will be fabricated in plants operated by humans, so that Tyleroids cannot tamper with quality control.